This Happened In My City UPDATE

"Sir_Stig: and toxic masculinity ruins the party again." (sir-stig) 12/09/2014 at 13:05 • Filed to: How?, BMW Steriotypes

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They must have dementia or something...

UPDATE:

Apparently the blind toddler driver remained at the scene and could only be charged with "unsafe backing", CPS said there was pretty much nothing else they could do. I can only imagine her (this stuff writes itself folks) insurance is going to charge out the wazoo once they see this video.

Funktheduck > Sir_Stig: and toxic masculinity ruins the party again. 12/06/2014 at 00:30

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wtf

Wacko > Sir_Stig: and toxic masculinity ruins the party again. 12/06/2014 at 00:30

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That's insane. money don't buy brains

Sir_Stig: and toxic masculinity ruins the party again. > Funktheduck 12/06/2014 at 00:31

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I really don't know.

Sir_Stig: and toxic masculinity ruins the party again. > Wacko 12/06/2014 at 00:33

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I hope it was because of some sort of psychotic break, not that they are really that stupid at all times.

Agrajag > Sir_Stig: and toxic masculinity ruins the party again. 12/06/2014 at 00:35

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Wow

CB > Sir_Stig: and toxic masculinity ruins the party again. 12/06/2014 at 00:56

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Ah yes, Alberta. Canada's south.

Also, what the fuck are they even trying to accomplish? Parking? Leaving? Slowly wasting away time until they end up in the grave?

m-b-w loves his SUBAROO > Sir_Stig: and toxic masculinity ruins the party again. 12/06/2014 at 01:03

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This makes no sense.

Tohru > Sir_Stig: and toxic masculinity ruins the party again. 12/06/2014 at 01:05

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They need to find the driver of this vehicle and revoke their license. They're too dumb to be allowed to operate a motor vehicle.

Tinfoil Hat in a thunderstorm, now with added diecast > Sir_Stig: and toxic masculinity ruins the party again. 12/06/2014 at 01:37

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This needs to triple speed and set to 'Yakety sax'

thebigbossyboss > CB 12/06/2014 at 01:49

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Alberta is awesome. You be quiet!

But yeah...wow good driving.

DavidHH > Funktheduck 12/06/2014 at 02:46

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Was Woody Allen trying to drive again?

pip bip - choose Corrour > Sir_Stig: and toxic masculinity ruins the party again. 12/06/2014 at 03:45

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BMW drivers can't be that clueless can they?

deekster_caddy > Sir_Stig: and toxic masculinity ruins the party again. 12/06/2014 at 07:56

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Must not look or steer to left in parking lot, achievement unlocked!

sellphones2493 > Sir_Stig: and toxic masculinity ruins the party again. 12/06/2014 at 08:51

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Since when have they made security cameras that shoot in 1440p?

That was incredibly frustrating to watch, on top of the hit and run on the 3. They were probably high or something...

$kaycog > Sir_Stig: and toxic masculinity ruins the party again. 12/06/2014 at 09:24

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What in the world? I hate to say it, but I bet it was a woman driver.

Milky > Sir_Stig: and toxic masculinity ruins the party again. 12/06/2014 at 12:31

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Holy shit, I thought the video was going to be done at the 1:50 minute. Nope. Going for another round at being dumb.

I never understand how seemingly smart people can be so bad at something. I'm assuming because of the X3 the driver is just flat out dumb, but that was genuinely stupid driving.

deekster_caddy > pip bip - choose Corrour 12/06/2014 at 13:12

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Surprised this is the only BWM jab in the comments!

user314 > Tinfoil Hat in a thunderstorm, now with added diecast 12/08/2014 at 16:21

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Done!

http://youtu.be/Zi20FYAQ8pI

Tinfoil Hat in a thunderstorm, now with added diecast > user314 12/08/2014 at 16:39

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Awesome! Well done

Tinfoil Hat in a thunderstorm, now with added diecast > user314 12/08/2014 at 16:42

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Also like how the music changes when the car takes leaves the car park, cool.

pip bip - choose Corrour > user314 12/09/2014 at 01:38

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brilliant!

boobytrapsandtreasure > Sir_Stig: and toxic masculinity ruins the party again. 12/09/2014 at 13:11

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This is something I would do (and may have done) if I were sick and running a bad fever.

Sir_Stig: and toxic masculinity ruins the party again. > boobytrapsandtreasure 12/09/2014 at 13:15

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If you are that bad get someone else to drive you home or the hospital, keys please will drive you and your car to your home so there is really no excuse.

Group B Enthusiast - Captain of the supercharged barge > Sir_Stig: and toxic masculinity ruins the party again. 12/09/2014 at 13:19

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That camry was just like "aaaaaaAAAAHHHHHH I'M DONE!"

BJ > Sir_Stig: and toxic masculinity ruins the party again. 12/09/2014 at 13:23

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The CBC story on this is pretty thin on details. Obviously not a good driver, but I wonder if she had proximity sensors? The constant beeping can be stressful for those not accustomed to how they work. As you're backing out of your spot, the car beside you sends the sensors off the deep end, and if you're trying to look backwards and at the screen simultaneously: information overload!

Sir_Stig: and toxic masculinity ruins the party again. > BJ 12/09/2014 at 13:32

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Still doesn't explain why she doesn't turn the wheel to the left during her ~60 point turn.

That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms > Sir_Stig: and toxic masculinity ruins the party again. 12/09/2014 at 13:44

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That was infuriating and fascinating.

Sir_Stig: and toxic masculinity ruins the party again. > That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms 12/09/2014 at 13:50

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Truly a marvel.

Rico > Sir_Stig: and toxic masculinity ruins the party again. 12/09/2014 at 13:58

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Why didn't they charge them damaging the vehicle they hit?

Sir_Stig: and toxic masculinity ruins the party again. > Rico 12/09/2014 at 14:01

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That would be the unsafe backing, not much else that it falls under. They are at fault of course as far as repairs go.

BJ > Sir_Stig: and toxic masculinity ruins the party again. 12/09/2014 at 15:01

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She had a stroke and only one arm was working? I dunno, but it's terrifying to think this person is allowed to drive.

jvirgs drives a Subaru > Sir_Stig: and toxic masculinity ruins the party again. 12/09/2014 at 19:54

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WHY DID YOU TURN?!?!? This bitch needs Jesus and her license taken away.......After she did her 300 point turn close to the building I don't know why she drove behind the car instead of exiting the parking lot.......